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Friday, January 14, 2011

Hey, I really miss your "lame" jokes~

     Today, school was fun, well it always is. Something that really matters me right now is that i need to kill my boredom in front of a weird rectangular screen, instead of a friend~ Ya, that's the sad part of today's life. How i wish that schooling periods could extent much much longer, then school will be much much cooler. ^.<

      In class, there's this lame boy - but not just any ordinary lame guy you knew. His "mega lame" jokes had left me laughing, giggling and chuckling all day long. Unbelievable  O.O

      Here's several examples of the "lamest" situations that we had together. Not to mention, there were four of us - Tan Choon Kiat (the lame clown beside me), Chris Chuo (a friend sitting behind Choon Kiat), Devon Kong (the crazily - creative boy who has an unusual giggle. He's behind me) and Jason Ong ( that's me, Laugh Out Loud...)

       Alright, ready??

       During English lesson, our teacher - Madam Evelyn was distributing a passage about Chinese New Year to the whole class. She reminded us to complete the work and bring it to class the next day. After 24 hours, some of my classmates forgot to bring that particular piece of paper. When it was English lesson, Madam Evelyn kindly offered to lend those who had forgotten to bring, but Choon Kiat had a minor hearing error...

       "For those of you who didn't bring your worksheet, I can lend you," teacher said. However, this "something-wrong-with-his-ears" Choon Kiat repeated what she had said to us. Instead of saying "I can lend you", he said "I can lame you."   =.= .........  Tell me, are the pronunciations of "lend" and "lame" really that close?  Okay, maybe a little, but trust me, that was no coincidence.

        "I can lame you." All four of us just kept quiet, barely staring at each other. Waiting....

        "Hephehehehe~" (Chris started first abruptly)
        "WAKAkakak~" (followed by Choon Kiat) Then, like a horse
        "Heheheheheh~" (Devon was third) Last but not least, me   
        "Krmmheheha~" (I nearly choked for holding my laugh inside me)
   
         We were like xD... until our six- packs hurt freaking bad. Choon Kiat was the one who had the biggest reaction among us. His chest vibrated continuously like a PS3 controller. The rest of us were like laughing until our tears came dripping.  ;D  This went on for at least 5 to 7 blissful minutes of my life~ 

          Of course, she (teacher) noticed but took no heed of us. Its pretty hard to say if that was a good news or a bad one.   >.<  If you are one of us, you could definitely tell that the other students were curious and annoyed by our "childish" behaviours. Hahaha~

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